Southland Tales ★★

I can totally appreciate this as a bit of belated millennial paranoia (see also: Strange Days, Demonlover), but by the time it becomes an even dumber rehash of Donnie Darko -- complete with showboaty tracking shots, dance routines, time vortexes, and partial-blind doppelgangers -- I'm good. The guy in the lobby who started loudly going on about Michael Mann and his 'profound ruminations on violence and masculinity' after has me thinking of cancelling straight people forever. Sorry, y'all!

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