Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping ★★★½

Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids
Can someone explain why the whole wide world
Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid?
Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid
And Da Vinci must have sucked an art historian's dick
To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
At the top of the all-time list of paintings