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long live tacky extravagance, performative excess, artless luxury, and all forms of opulence for its own sake! long live bad taste!

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  • Synecdoche, New York

    Synecdoche, New York

    ★★★★★

    synecdoche, new york is a love letter to the mentally ill, the chronic worriers, and anyone who has ever thought about death. all of those people are me, and this is my love letter to synecdoche, new york. i am doing Bad right now. for no particular rhyme or reason, i am just doing Bad, and i knew that this staggering colossus of a film may help me to sort through some of the thoughts that are uncomfortable to sit with.…

  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★★

    not a review, but a running internal monologue 

    -THE POPUP BOOK SCENE HOLY FUCKKK I LOVE CINEMA I LOVE ART I LOVE MASTERPIECES

    -the scene where his family is working tirelessly to free paddington and he says “i hope they don’t forget about me” ...i’m broken ...... 

    give me literally any reason other than “it’s for kids” that excuses this not winning best picture 

    the red sock in the laundry was an iconic fashion moment. also, entirely convinced that plot…

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  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    ★★★

    this was so much fun !!!!!!!!!!! rosamund pike supremacy !!!

  • The Lego Batman Movie

    The Lego Batman Movie

    ★★★½

    genuinely good??? will arnett is a national treasure. the apple of my eye.

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  • Judas and the Black Messiah

    Judas and the Black Messiah

    ★★★★½

    i was incredibly anxious for this film to come out. the material history of the black panther party consists largely of fbi propaganda; and naturally any film that passes through the capitalist dreamland that is hollywood is subject to the same institutional propaganda that led to the events of the film.

    about 15 minutes in, i breathed a sigh of relief. the subject is treated with care, and grace; omitting gritty sensationalism for intricate and layered portrayals of key players.…

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ★★★

    two days ago i tweeted “what is malcom and marie even about? two people in a room?” and i was wrong. it is about two people in a few different rooms.