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  • Nevada Smith

    Nevada Smith

    ★★★★

    Movie: Karl Malden and Arthur Kennedy play the main villains.

    Me: Hahhahhhhaaha fuckkk yes yum yum

  • F for Fake

    F for Fake

    ★★★★★

    "Look how hot my gf is." - Orson Welles

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  • 3 Godfathers

    3 Godfathers

    ★★★★★

    Dudes rock. They rock so fucking hard.

  • The Ugly Truth

    The Ugly Truth

    Chad Jordan Peterson who fucks.

    This is bad, but is also some important Butler.

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  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Not a day has gone by since Dale Cooper - or is it Richard? - asked "What year is this?" and a woman who looks a lot like Laura Palmer screamed in terror have I not thought about this show. I wrote about it every week for SpoilerTV in the summer of 2017 and I feel like I barely scratched the surface, if I even managed to do that. The most extraordinary piece of art I've ever experienced. Five times…

  • Proof of Life

    Proof of Life

    ★★★★

    It’s stupid how good Russell Crowe is in this. Also I don’t know what the fuck Caruso is doing here, but I love it.