Favorite films

  • It Follows
  • Perfect Blue
  • The Thing
  • Spirited Away

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  • Terror Train


  • While She Was Out


  • Halloween Kills


Recent reviews

  • Censor



    A nasty little love letter to the classic Video Nasties with a psychological horror twist. A bit slow moving and spare, but the ending is well worth sticking with it.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    This genuinely may be the worst film I have ever seen. It is definitely the biggest drop in quality between entries in a franchise I’ve ever witnessed. 

    The entire time watching the film, I felt like I had a brain injury.

    Everything was overexplained while simultaneously being underexplained. Characters behave like no human has ever behaved, obvious plot points that anybody watching the film has understood for a half an hour or more are treated with suspense and then revealed…

Popular reviews

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    The last hour feels like walking a tightrope blindfolded in 30mph winds. God, what a ride. And the ending. God, the fucking ending.

  • Joker



    Edit: I had previously rated this 2 stars and then thought about the fact that the movie has the absolute worst, most off-tone music drop I’ve ever seen, and to top it off the music used in the drop is by a multiple-time convicted pedophile. 

    Actually fuck this movie. 

    What happens when a movie is 100% self-important and 0% self-aware?


    That’s the......joke?