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  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I still have a soft spot for this film, but it doesn't hold a candle to its predecessor. The effects are worse all across the board. The movie kills Johnny Cage in the first few minutes, the only character with any ounce of comedic relief in his body. I enjoyed, at least, seeing additional MK characters appear. Smoke is neat. The cyborgs are cool. And Jaxx!

    Can't get over the plot of this one, though. Kahn isn't allowed to enter…

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    Reptile looks like shit throughout most of the runtime, but everyone else looks pretty neat! I've had a soft spot for this movie since I was a kid. Subzero is one of my favorite video-game characters of all time. The Scorpion x Johnny Cage fight is super fun. The set design is legitimately cool. And, of course... that theme song is an all-time classic. Amazing.

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  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Wow. This turned out so much better than I was expecting... the premise felt a little bit like a direct-to-DVD short. The end product, however, is actually super introspective and melancholic. It sets up the aforementioned direct-to-video premise and then sneakily becomes a tale of multiple existential crises.

    I'm more than biased, of course. Toy Story was MASSIVE in my house when I was a kid. I grew up with these films. I had a cowboy hat and pretended to…

  • Parasite


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Hot damn! I loved this. Yes, I've seen the whole "outsider secretly living in the house" thing done before. I've seen countless scenes of people sneaking out of places they're not supposed to be. I've seen movies about less-fortunate grifters pulling off a great hoodwink. I've seen movies about classist issues before. But none quite like "Parasite."

    The acting is phenomenal across the board. The director has assembled an incredible ensemble. "Parasite" unravels, getting more and more intense with each…