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  • Thirteen

    Thirteen

    ★★★★★

    “want me to model my new thong? it’s perfect for pooping on the go!”

    there is no way i can describe this movie to anyone other than the feeling of having a knife twisted in your heart and then having salt poured into the festering wound. that description may read as dramatic to some but i can say with 100% honesty that this is one of the most disturbing films i’ve ever seen. though i placed it at the bottom…

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  • Climax

    Climax

    ★★★★★

    they’re dancing like the girl on big comfy couch 😭

  • Climax

    Climax

    ★★★★★

    pro-tip: don’t watch this movie after eating two weed brownies or else you’ll have a bad time

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  • Framing Britney Spears

    Framing Britney Spears

    ★★★★

    britney spears is someone that has always meant so much to me. ever since i was about 7 years old, i’ve been enamored with both her music and her personality. i have fond memories of me saving up all the money i got from chores to buy tickets for her circus tour when i was 8 years old. i even have a very embarassing picture of me as an 11 year old holding up a blu-ray of her femme fatale tour…

  • Scream

    Scream

    please kill dewey please kill dewey please kill dewey please kill dewey