• Clue

    Clue

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    a good movie, if a second-tier addition to the "tim curry kills people in a spooky mansion and also the cia and gay people are involved" cinematic universe

  • Neo Yokio: Pink Christmas

    Neo Yokio: Pink Christmas

    ★★★★★

    unparalleled masterpiece

  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes

    ★★★★

    really cute and enjoyable but im not sure who the intended audience is because sometimes it felt like a kids movie and sometimes it very much did not. but also i wish helena bonham carter was my cool bohemian suffragette mom.

  • Ballet Shoes

    Ballet Shoes

    ★★★½

    if you stanned petrova as a child youre gay now

  • Funny Girl

    Funny Girl

    ★★★★

    barbra said loud gals with distinctive noses make some noise

  • Bad Education

    Bad Education

    ★★★★

    do you have any reason not to watch a movie with allison janney as a scammer with a bad dye job and a thick long island accent

  • Daughters of the Dust

    Daughters of the Dust

    ★★★★½

    what a wonderful film. due for a rewatch.

  • The Romanoffs

    The Romanoffs

    ★★★

    this wasn't, like, good, per se, but it was still very fun to see a bunch of rich people being terrible narcissists in myriad global locations + diane lane is hot.
    eps 1 and 3 are the best, ep 5 is matt weiner's weird anti me-too screed and thoroughly skippable.

  • On the Waterfront

    On the Waterfront

    ★★★★½

    i could have been a C O N T E N D E R !!
    instead of a B U M which is W H A T I A M

  • Paul Is Dead

    Paul Is Dead

    ★★★½

    n a m a s t e , l a d s

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    Kiki's Delivery Service

    ★★★★★

    ursula really has things figured out

  • Moonlight

    Moonlight

    ★★★★★

    a masterpiece