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Favorite films

  • The Killing of Two Lovers
  • Petite Maman
  • The Card Counter
  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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  • Monster Hunter

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  • Bye Bye Morons

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  • Elf

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  • Red Moon Tide

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  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    The 2021 Catch-Up Project

    He did it. The crazy son of a bitch actually did it.

    Paul WS Anderson finally made another film that didn't make me want to piss on a railway line. It only took him 19 years but still!

    Monster Hunter was actually fun. Genuine actual fun. The usual Anderson issues I have are that the action scenes are incomprehensible, the dialogue is shit, the story makes no fucking sense, it's stupid, it's boring, it's him making…

  • Bye Bye Morons

    Bye Bye Morons

    The 2021 Catch-Up Project

    Virginie Efira is currently being talked about a LOT off the back of Benedetta, which I believe comes out here in 2029. Or at least it might as well considering every fucker in the world will have seen it before we do.

    But she also did Bye Bye Morons this year too, an initially bizarre comedy about a terminally ill woman aided in her quest to track down her adopted sun by a blind archivist and…

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  • Trainspotting

    Trainspotting

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    Choose Letterboxd. Choose films. Choose downloading the app. Choose paying money for a membership just so you don’t have to see some fucker adding 500 films to their watchlist. Choose following a few thousand people and then never reading a fucking word they say. Choose writing β€œRead the full review on my website!” knowing full well no cunt is ever going to follow that link. Choose asking Sally Jane Black to watch Rogue Nation and then seeing her do a…

  • Life

    Life

    It's fine.

    The plot is fine.

    The special effects are fine.

    The music is fine.

    The direction is fine.

    The cinematography is fine.

    The pacing is fine.

    The acting is fine.

    The alien is fine.

    The deaths are fine.

    The beginning is fine.

    The middle is fine.

    The ending is fine.

    It's just, very, fine.

    Fine?

    Fine.