Excuse me while I go learn everything I can about Barbara Loden.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Say it with me: movies 👏🏼 don’t 👏🏼 need 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 be 👏🏼 three 👏🏼 hours 👏🏼
And especially this one. This first half is so slow. Did we need all those long takes to understand just how much Tarantino loves old Hollywood? NOPE. I get it. The production design was honestly pretty amazing but did you have to shove that down our throats for the first two hours? idk
Look, this was my first Tarantino film (I know,…