Favorite films

  • The Lost Boys
  • Maurice
  • In Bruges
  • Kingsman: The Secret Service

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  • In for a Murder

  • A Secret Love

  • Sharknado

  • Breakfast with Scot

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  • Peter Pan

    Peter Pan

    why did they make captain hook so unbelievably, incredibly, extraordinarily, implausibly, astonishingly, absolutely ridiculously fucking HOT

  • Big Eden

    Big Eden

    when will i find my own pike who confesses his love for me with homecooked meals...

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  • Ondine

    Ondine

    ★★★★

    i never knew i needed longhaired awkward fisherman colin farrell in my life but i'm glad i got it + sigur rós

  • Psych 2: Lassie Come Home

    Psych 2: Lassie Come Home

    this will water my crops. this will extend my life. this will save me from the constraints of my physical body. if i see just one pineapple, i will burst out crying.