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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End


    My character arc is finally complete

    One year ago, just about, I considered this film a boring picture with a fucking hell of an awesome climax, now here I sit, one year later, and now not only is the climax absolutely awesome, but so is the rest of the film.

    Now, I finally see why people say this trilogy is overall incredible

  • The Bat With The Gat

    The Bat With The Gat


    Satisfying, emotionally resonant, and heartbreakingly depressing, the bat with the gat is an absolute cinematic masterpiece and one of the greatest films of all time

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  • We Can Be Heroes

    We Can Be Heroes


    You all know this movie is awful, but imagine this alternative ending.

    Imagine if instead of ending with the parents hugging their kids, Mr electric from sharkboy and lavagirl comes in and kills everybody, then he takes over the universe.

  • Luca



    This is going to be fantastic