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✯✯✯✯✯: A+
✯✯✯✯½: A
✯✯✯✯: A-
✯✯✯½: B or B+
✯✯✯: B-
✯✯½: C+or C
✯✯: C-
✯½: D+ or D
✯: D-
½: F

Favorite films

  • Before Midnight
  • Donnie Darko
  • American Honey
  • Gone Girl

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  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    ★★½

  • Patti Cake$

    ★★★★

  • Den of Thieves

    ★★½

  • Controlling Britney Spears

    ★★★½

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  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    ★★½

    Reitman really made a watchable and enjoyable throwback film for like two thirds of this, but I absolutely hated everything about the third act.

  • Den of Thieves

    Den of Thieves

    ★★½

    I love a gritty, macho heist thriller as much as the next guy, but sadly this veers closer to 'Triple 9' than 'Wrath of Man'. This movie was incredibly bloated and uninteresting throughout most of it's runtime, and with the director's cut clocking in at 2.5 hours, it literally needed 50 minutes cut out to even be good. The few great scenes of tension and action work well, but they don't make up for the bland and indulgent screenplay. If…

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    ★★★★★

    Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 (2017) – James Gunn (obviously)

    *NO SPOILERS AT ALL*

    In case anyone doesn’t want to read this 1600 word review that’s basically an essay, I’ll just say I loved the movie and to go see it. If you are interested in why I gave the movie a high A grade, then read on.

    So, it has come to my attention that a significant portion of my peers are claiming that Guardians of the Galaxy…

  • Her Smell

    Her Smell

    ★★★½

    Ya so this was a strange experience. The director came out after the film and made a joke that the film was designed to get Elizabeth Moss a role as the Joker in the next Batman movie, and while he may have been joking, there is some truth to that. The reason you need to see this movie is for Elizabeth Moss' unhinged performance as a self-destructive rockstar. What saddens me is that Lady Gaga will probably be the one…