Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol ★★★★½

Was an 80, now a 90

Tom Cruise doesn't 'perform' in Ghost Protocol. He climbs buildings and leaps and punches and dives and drives a car off the side of a parking garage, but he never acts. Brad Bird just happened to film Tom Cruise in the process of growing a third penis, and here we are.

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