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  • RoboCop
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  • Red Notice

    Red Notice

    Soulless propaganda for a streaming service and its three stars. 

    Dwayne Johnson is the most disappointing action star of our generation. He has the charisma of a flip flop in this movie. Shoot Seven Bucks Productions into space. 

    My son gave it his lowest rating ever; 3 stars. 

  • RoboCop



    Turn this movie into a white powder so I can snort it.

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  • Benedetta



    More fart jokes than I was anticipating.

    I wasn't sure what to expect in terms of tone.. lots of comparisons from the camp of Showgirls to the sensual nature of Basic Instinct. I never really saw any of the camp but dang if there wasn't some catholic sensssssuallity in dis. I'm all for horny religious hypocrisy but this never met the intoxicating hype (for me). Also only now realized there is an areola on the poster lol.

    Love you, Paul!

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

    Is dancing the sexiest thing a human being can do? I ask you. 

    Dancing aside, this didn’t really hit the mark for me at all. Love me some horror movies but this one felt a bit convoluted and all over the place. Some of the scary moments reminded me of tamer Drag Me to Hell, though, if that makes sense. Had zero clue where things were going to end up but also I’ve been called a moron so...YMMV. 

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