• Black Dynamite

    Black Dynamite

    ★★★★★

    Kung fu, black power, malt liquor, gun fights, pimpin, Richard Nixon, espionage, Cream Corn, drug dealin, love, revenge, freedom


    This movie has everything

  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Yeah Jake Gigglyballs won that breakup

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★½

    *googles Killing of a Sacred Deer meaning*


    Oh, thats what they were going for? Meh

  • Spontaneous

    Spontaneous

    ★★★★

    This movie is nothing like what you think it is. Honestly its just a wild ride like wtf did I just watch. Im really impressed with the orginality it takes to tell this sort of story. Bird up. The world is a weird and random place and this movie doesnt tip toe around those notions, it punches them right in the fucking face.

  • Alita: Battle Angel

    Alita: Battle Angel

    ★★★★

    Motor ball? More like murder all the robots while they chase a ball bearing ball.

    Legit movie though, plot was entertaining, albeit super cheesy at times.

    Zelam sounds like a place that doesnt serve ice cream, just sorbet and gelato. Wonder what that city will be like in the sequel.

  • The Gift

    The Gift

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Lol bullies never win lol maybe I raped her maybe I didnt tehe. This movie is annoying in all of the most important places. Waste of time and weak vibes

  • Trick 'r Treat

    Trick 'r Treat

    ★★★½

    Solid circa halloween time movie. Nothing is quite as it appears with each storyline. Definitely a possible staple of the holiday if you want it to be.

  • Saw V

    Saw V

    ★★★

    Dead by daylight reminded me how much I enjoyed these movies and upon rewatch I'm not disappointed. These arent great movies by any stretch but they are twisty gorey pieces that keep you guessing what the fuck is going on.

  • Spree

    Spree

    ★★★½

    Pretty wild ride from start to finish. A bloody good time

  • Cam

    Cam

    ★★½

    Really solid main actress performance. Weird as fuck plot that didnt really make sense but I guess it didnt have to by the end.

  • Creep

    Creep

    ★★★

    Just leave aaron, go, run, dude stop just go, leave man