smorel has written 8 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • The Kindergarten Teacher

    The Kindergarten Teacher


    The kid's poetry sucks, quite frankly. Utterly annoying film.

  • Along Came Polly

    Along Came Polly


    This film aged poorly. The only good things about it are Philip Seymour Hoffman's brief appearances.

  • Da 5 Bloods

    Da 5 Bloods


    Poor social commentary, what a mess of a plot. The estate of Marvin Gaye proves again how greedy it can get.

  • Newness



    Millennial love can be shallow but this is goes to another level, maybe to one where mediocrity becomes hilarious unintentionally.

  • The Man Who Killed Don Quixote

    The Man Who Killed Don Quixote


    I wanted to love this film but, unfortunately, it's quite bad. Gilliam loves Don Quijote and its most memorable episodes, but his tribute is a bad mock to Cervantes' legacy. If the result was gonna be this (especially that disastrous ending), he should've just made a page-to-screen adaptation; Pryce and Driver's talent was unfairly wasted.

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place


    Bird Box without dialogues. Still a shitty movie.

  • Girl, Interrupted

    Girl, Interrupted


    The movie where Angelina Jolie won an Oscar for being Angelina Jolie.

  • Lady J

    Lady J


    "So, yeah, I'm gonna find a gorgeous and heartfelt wife for my ex-boyfriend. She's a clean, repented whore that's gonna be loyal and caring until his death... but she's a whore! That way I'm gonna own that motherfucker: humiliating him by helping him find true love. Madame de la Pommeraye, you're a genius!".

    I can't believe Diderot could be capable of writing such a turd.