Wyatt Fair

damn forgot to update this shit. y'all seen Blockers

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  • The Daytrippers

    The Daytrippers


    i’ll enjoy any movie with adult sisters rummaging through pills

  • Night Moves

    Night Moves


    not right for all this crime and drama to travel down to the Florida Keys. y’all should have poured another dark rum and relaxed

Popular reviews

  • What a Girl Wants

    What a Girl Wants


    we went to see Holes for my 10th birthday and my dad left the theater because he hated how “blue” the movie looked. he snuck into the tail end of What a Girl Wants and raved about it for the next two months until we agreed to watch as a family. he was amused by the British grandmothers wit and the Amanda Bynes shopping montage. the father-daughter dance at the end reduced him to tears. I do not have any sisters. 3.5 stars

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season


    on our first birthday we all must roll the “sibling roulette.” the options? gay weird or rude