This trend means we could see an animatronic run amok flick set in a failing Rainforest Cafe, or maybe Paul Rubens is up for a Pee Wee's Playhouse from hell? Like Willy's Wonderland, the animatronics aspect is a weak link; these are clearly humans in suits. Guess that's been true for a few generations of cheap exploitation flix. I concur with Red Letter Media that this has better gore and more imaginative kills than the Cage vehicle. The sound effect mix is great and helps to sell each gruesome gag. Now I want to know, who has the rights to the Teletubbies and Barney? 6.2/10

Blissfully gritty and violent combination of pulp action and neo noir. It's the strongest in a string of distinguished work since Schwarzenegger has returned to movies. This is David Ayer's uncompromising reaction to The Expendables and it's not for wimps. Olivia Williams and Mireille Enos turn in exciting gender-defying performances as the hard-boiled women trapped in this nightmare of throbbing, reckless machismo.