Super awkward slasher gold.
space1999’s reviews of Satan's Blade 1984
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There's no doubt about it, Satan's Blade is gold. A review isn't enough. So here's a list of it's many nuggets.
1. The bank robbery and "amazing" bank set.
2. Awkward lines and stilted delivery.
3. The mustaches on display.
4. Perfectly cheesy synth score.
5. Mr. Boom mic's cameos. (Take a drink every time he appears. You'll be dead before the movies over.)
6. There's an actor name Ski, playing a character named Ski.
7. Speaking of skiing. Lots…