10: Perfect
9: Incredible 
8: Great
7: Good
6: Okay
5: meh
4: Bad
3: Awful
2: Dogshit
1: Worst of the worst

Favorite films

  • Her
  • The Shining
  • Fight Club
  • Taxi Driver

Recent activity

  • Jennifer's Body

  • Night of the Living Dead

  • Movie 43

  • The Thing

Recent reviews

  • Alien



    Takes a while to get going, though even from the start it’s atmospherically engaging. Despite being something that’s so culturally pervasive, it’s still often fresh and shocking. Probably the first movie about a group in space having to deal with aliens attacking from the inside, and I don’t think it’s been done better elsewhere.

  • Audition



    “Never. Date. A Yandere. Yandere is the Japanese line for basically a woman who loves you so much she's willing to kill anybody who basically lays eyes on you, trying to get ahold on you. And I know some of you in the comments are gonna say 'heh you'll never have someone like that,' to be honest, I wouldn't want someone like that cause she would kill my sister, my mother, my grandparents anyone who even looked at me remotely,…

Popular reviews

  • The Breakfast Club

    The Breakfast Club


    Ok so I watched this on Hulu live TV and I kinda forgot how much I don’t like having ads in movies, didn’t ruin it but if I rewatch it I’ll just buy it.

    With that said, this is the best John Hughes I’ve seen so far. The film nails what it wants to do, you feel for the characters when you should, and you laugh at them too. Would be a bit higher if it weren’t for some of…

  • High and Low

    High and Low


    I didn’t expect to be giving this a 5 but it really impressed me. Just when it feels like the movie is doing one thing for too long it switches things up before it gets old. The dynamic between Kingo Gondo and the ransom holder was perfect. The ending was really what decided the score for me, but I’ll let you watch and find out. Might beat Seven Samurai as far as Kurosawa goes, but I’ll have to think about it.