I like watching movies a lot.
Church of Haneke

Favorite films

  • Theorem
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

Recent activity

  • Encanto


  • tick, tick...BOOM!

  • Perfect Bid: The Contestant Who Knew Too Much

  • Blade


Recent reviews

  • Encanto



    easily the best animated disney film in a while, beautiful colors and animation, catchy and heartwarming songs and a truly touching story about familial trauma being healed. really loved it.

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    tick, tick...BOOM!

    i mean this with 100000% sincerity: making a person being HIV-positive be a turning point for the straight, white lead is unironically homophobic. this movie really used this man's struggle with AIDS during a huge crisis to add depth and an emotional music number to a completely different character. fuck this. other than that, most of the music sucked and a lot of the writing was balls. ass and dick movie.

Popular reviews

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    All Too Well: The Short Film


    i didnt watch this, i didnt listen to the song. I'm not doing either. i just hate when people enjoy things.

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage


    you could sit me down and point out every single possibly percievable flaw in this fucking movie, meticulously rip this film apart and the entire time i will block you out and smile and laugh out loud at every joke. i don't care. i am this film's target audience and I had a brilliant fucking time.