paddington gets elected prime minister, stops brexit, abolishes the class system, ends homelessness and world hunger and inequality, brings about world peace, reverses climate change, and institutes fully automated luxury gay space communism, where everyone's basic needs are met, elevating the world to the top of maslow's hierarchy of needs. every person is free to pursue their passions, interests, and aspirations without worry.

paddington 3 manages an unprecedented sweep at the oscars, the baftas, the golden globes, the critics', people's,…