Nothing Beats Quality... (The Next 700 Episodes of Best of the Worst)

The Giant Rubber Monster arrived on Earth in the year 2047 A.D. Doctor Madness discovered the radioactive comet and tried to warn the Space Ninja Squad, but to no avail. P.I. Jack Butternutts was on the way to buying himself a six-pack of Freon when the comet landed in the farm behind Jezebel's love shack. This startled Bigfoot who immediately fled to the swamps, but ran into a Hillybilly commando squad on vacation, and they threw bottles of whiskey at him. Senator John Bulldrain was in the process of trying to ban swimming pools in Congress, but the warning came across the speakers that a giant Pantherslug was ravaging the city. It was time to call in Team Alpha Brigade…

  • They Bite
  • Future-Kill
  • Ganjasaurus Rex
  • Sex Galaxy
  • Alien Intruder
  • Mission Stardust
  • Kraa! The Sea Monster
  • Breeders
  • Badlanders
  • Solar Attack
  • Princess Warrior
  • Time Barbarians
  • Mighty Jack
  • Blackenstein
  • They Saved Hitler's Brain
  • The Galaxy Invader
  • Omega Cop
  • The Astounding She-Monster
  • Panther Squad
  • The Stranger
  • Time of the Apes
  • The Revenge of Dr. X
  • King of Kong Island
  • Cybernator
  • Alien Private Eye
  • El caballero del dragón
  • Inseminoid
  • Virtual Combat
  • Silver
  • Mandroid
  • Mind Killer
  • Yesterday's Target
  • Black Scorpion
  • Homoti
  • The Comic
  • P.U.N.K.S
  • Monolith
  • TC 2000
  • The Immortalizer
  • Interceptor Force
  • Evil Brain from Outer Space
  • Star Hunter
  • Droid Gunner
  • Roller Blade
  • Future Kick
  • The Serpent Warriors
  • Confessions of a Serial Killer
  • Mutation
  • Tenement
  • The Alien Agenda: Out of the Darkness
  • Wolf
  • Legend of the Crocodile
  • Judge and Jury
  • Dark Highlands
  • Superman
  • Cyberjack
  • Atomic Rulers
  • The Occultist
  • The Intruder Within
  • Death Warmed Up
  • Nightbeast
  • Pet Shop
  • Alien Species
  • Breaking Barbi
  • Mutant War
  • Carlos el terrorista
  • Hambone and Hillie
  • Door to Door
  • Out on Bail
  • Ultraviolet
  • The Satan Killer
  • Dominion
  • Captain Nuke and the Bomber Boys
  • Futz
  • Honky
  • The Zodiac Rapist
  • Sleazy Rider
  • Skin Deep
  • Intimate Games
  • The Ice House
  • Rush It
  • Holocaust Cannibal
  • Return to the Lost World
  • The Vineyard
  • Sci-fighters
  • UFO
  • Biohazard: The Alien Force
  • K-9000
  • Gangland
  • Alien Beasts
  • Dr. Alien
  • The Time Machine
  • Star Worms II: Attack of the Pleasure Pods
  • Bill the Galactic Hero
  • Alien Attack
  • Jurassic Women
  • Beach Babes 2: Cave Girl Island
  • Mysterious Planet
  • Sexy Timetrip Ninjas
  • Thong Girl Vs Xolta from Outer Space