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  • Luca

    ★★½

  • The Matrix

    ★½

  • Tenet

    ★★★

  • Black Widow

    ★★½

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  • Luca

    Luca

    For this review, I'll be pretending that I'm Emmet "Doc" Brown from the movie franchise "Back to the Future".

    "Great Scott, Marty McFly! We're in Pixar's Luca! Hmmm, I give this movie 2.5 stars out of 5! Jumping jigawatts!"

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    Unfortunately, this movie is sadly not the cult classic Emmy winnng Seattle-based 1991 sitcom "Frasier" which starred Kelsey Grammar in the titular role as the snooty but loveable radio psychiatrist Dr. Frasier Crane, navigating relationship troubles, endless competions against his equally chichi brother Niles and petty squabblings with frumpy Crane patriarch Martin. For that reason, I can't go above a 1.5 . Sorry Wachowskis, but that's just what the good doctor ordered!!

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  • WALL·E

    WALL·E

    If you think this movie isn't a masterpiece, go jump in a ditch. I'm cutting out toxic Wall-E slander from my life starting now. This film is d*mn near perfection. Top to bottom this movie is nearly flawless.

    Let's start with Wall-E himself. Wall-E is a Paddington-esque protagonist (and like many others but Paddington is the only one that comes to mind) in that he undergoes zero change throughout the movie. He's static. At the start of the movie, Wall-E…

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★

    Someone told me to go back in time to kill myself to stop myself from seeing this movie but then I realized I kinda liked it so I stopped because in the inverted world I actually liked the movie but then I realized that that was just the inverted world and that I didn't and then I knew that it was me who told me to go back in time to kill myself to stop myself from watching the movie but only because I paid like $7 for movie theater popcorn and I'm pretty sure Ders at all of it.