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  • Thomas and the Magic Railroad

    Thomas and the Magic Railroad

    I had a dream when I was 3 that if you put the DVD for this movie into the disc port on a Wii, it would play the movie. I only now remembered this dream after looking at this ugly fucking poster for a lil bit too long.

  • Adventure Time: Distant Lands

    Adventure Time: Distant Lands

    ★★★★★

    Episode 3: Together Again

    They really handled this plot the best way they could’ve handled it. Instead of coming way from it feeling sad, I was surprisingly very happy. It’s something I tend to overthink sometimes (much more than I like to) and this was very assuring.

    Everything is fine, and everything will be alright in the end.

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  • The Evil Dead

    The Evil Dead

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Me 9 minutes in: “Where’s everybody else??😨”
    Also me a couple seconds later: “MAKIN SMOOOTHIES!!!🥳”

    I have been wanting to watch The Evil Dead since I was 11 and suffice it to say, it was pretty good. It wasn’t mind blowing or anything, but it was certainly an enjoyable little gore-fest of extreme proportions. It was exhausting how slow it was at times!!! I now get why Gretchen Ross fell asleep while watching this. I didn’t know Ash’s shirt could be so…

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    ★★★★

    they copied the shootout scene from fantastic mr fox smh