• 6 Underground

    6 Underground


    I guess this is what happens when you take a Michael Bay, hollow him, then stuff him with some Michael Bay, wrapping a Michael Bay around him, then spice him with plenty of Michael Bay, cook him in some Michael Bay and then serve the Michael Bay with some Michael Bay on the side.

  • Dracula



    Started out fresh, full of energy and excitement, but slowly turned more weak and rotten with moving life-like pictures, but all traces of actual life and soul were drained from the story by the end.

  • 438 Days

    438 Days


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    One of those movies where the title spoils the whole story for people who can't remember, or who never heard of the real events the movie is based on. Kind of ruins the tension, and you're left with what basically amounts to an interesting feature length documentary-like re-enactment.

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive


    This is not just my favorite David Lynch movie, I think this might be my favorite movie of all time!

    Do you know that feeling you have, when you wake up from a very intense dream, that felt extremely real and you have a feeling that it was trying to tell you something really important? It really hit all of your emotions and felt so important to your subconscious mind, that you're desperate in trying to make sense out of…

  • The Straight Story

    The Straight Story


    The straight man, Alvin Straight decides to drive from Laurens, Iowa to Blue River, Wisconsin, following the straight road on a lawnmower to visit his brother, in the most straightfoward story David Lynch has ever told.

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not


    At least she didn't have to play twister with her in-laws. That would have been an experience that's not easy to recover from!

  • Jason X

    Jason X


    "𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘴" - Some character who is about to die in this movie.

    Having only seen like 2-3 movies in this franchise in the past, I decided to try and have my own marathon, as the curiosity as to why this franchise is so beloved got the better of me. Out of 11 movies (Not counting the 2009 reboot) this was the last movie chronologically and I somehow just want more now.

    The Friday the 13th…

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    Do you know the feeling after having met a random, but really cute girl/guy at a party and you end up sleeping together, and you just can't get her/him out of your head, the day after? You were kind of drunk the day before, so you can't really figure out if it was just the booze, or if you just had some of the best sex ever, followed by a long talk where you fell deeply in love with her/his…

  • Peaceful Warrior

    Peaceful Warrior


    The plot is basically a Karate Kid clone, the acting is meh, besides Nick Nolte of course, and the message of the movie gets shoved in your face every 5 min throughout, but the way it communicates this message just correlates perfectly with how I experience it myself and does it better than any other movie I have ever seen.

    I might be biased, since I'm obsessed with anything that could get me into the mental state of now whether…

  • Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

    Resident Evil: The Final Chapter


    Horrible acting, horrible editing, horrible special effects, horrible CGI, horrible story, horrible script (assuming there was one), horrible cinematography, horrible idea. Great everything else!

    Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Resident Evil movie franchise

  • Justice League Dark

    Justice League Dark


    Why have Batman be the one to assemble the team, when all he can do is basically just stand around and growl at all the supernatural stuff happening around him?

    The best thing about this was having Matt Ryan back as Constatine. For that alone i'll give it three stars. Well that, and Swamp Thing!

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club


    Sorry, I was instructed not to talk about it.