• Nightcrawler

    Nightcrawler

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    Me after watching everything Lou Bloom did: One eye open when I’m sleeping, one eyeeee

  • Wimbledon

    Wimbledon

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    I watch so many mediocre romcoms like my life depends on it lmao. It would’ve been better if it was a) enemies to lovers and b) focused more on β€˜the obsessed artist’ trope it was sort of hinting at

  • Venom

    Venom

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    Loving this representation, Eddie Brock is so me: Β talks to self constantly, doesn’t know what’s going on half the time, afraid of heights, lives exclusively in hoodies, eat the rich mindset and is in love with Michelle Williams!

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

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    Need a t-shirt with β€˜Will Turner and Elizabeth SwanΒ caused my bisexual awakening <333’ printed on the front

  • Twilight

    Twilight

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    Officially entered my Bella Swan era two days ago, who wants to be my possessive 108 year old vampire boyfriend?

  • We're the Millers

    We're the Millers

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    I now understand theΒ Jason Sudeikis dilf agenda

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

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    Jasmine and I walked into the cinema and noticed that there was was a group of teen girls seated behind us so it was obvious that this was about to be a blast because we all just ended up commentating on the movie (we all said multiple times how gorgeous Anya Taylor-Joy is and if that isn’t the power of cinema idk what is) because we were shit scared. About halfway through the movie I said to Jasmine kinda quietly…

  • The Holiday

    The Holiday

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    Every single day of my life I think about how utterly beautiful Jude Law is in this and then I start screaming internally

  • Easy A

    Easy A

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    The way the slow-motion shot in the hallway of Olive walking down in the iconic black corset with an embroidered red A set to Sexy Silk literally changed me as a person

  • Enchanted

    Enchanted

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Thinking about the implications of the car ride at the start of the movie between Morgan and Robert when Robert gets her a book full of empowering women and he tells her that β€˜I know this isn’t the fairytale book you wanted buts it’s better’ AND THEN GISELLE SHOWS UP BECAUSE SHE IS THE FAIRYTALE THAT THEY BOTH REALLY WANTED!!!

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    All Too Well: The Short Film

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    Jake Gyllenhaal you’ve had 7 months to hide, at this point your fate is in god’s hands

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

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    The real question this left me with is, who do I want to beat me up more? Dilf Tony Leung or Milf Michelle Yeoh?