Army of the Dead

Army of the Dead ★★½

The previews for this thing made it look like so much fun. It is not. It is 0% fun and the two and a half stars I gave it was probably too generous.

Also, quick: somebody convince me that the nonstop joyless carnage of that last hour wasn’t entirely Bautista’s heavy-lidded, pouty-lipped, bratty, entitled daughter’s fault. Worst character of the 2021 movie year to date.

Bah.

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