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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    Pure. Monsters. Perfection.


  • Peninsula



    Fuck IMDB!

    Fuck Rotten Tomatoes!

    Fuck Indie Wire!

    This is a fantastic, sensational, fist-pumping, neurogasmic, testosterone induced, one-of-a-kind, thrill-a-minute rollercoaster extravaganza!

    A must own!

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  • Ben-Hur



    Grand. Glorious. Gargantuan. Expansive. Stunning. Astounding. Astonishing. Magnificent. Sweeping. Wondrous. Spectacular. Spellbinding. Majestic. Impressive. Essential. Enthralling. Exceptional. Rare. Matchless. Epic. Striking. Splendid. Superb. Fabulous. Gorgeous. Luxuriant. Powerful. Captivating. Fantastic. Pristine. Picturesque. Elegant. Exact. Sparkling. Dazzling. Radiant. Marvelous. Inspired. Inspiring. Lovely. Joyful. Terrific. Superior. Sophisticated. Blistering. Blissful. Brilliant. Stylistic. Immortal. Ageless. Masterful. Masterpiece. Milestone.

    A first-class - one of a kind - stroke of cinematic genius.

    An undeniable must own!

    P.S. Heavens be praised for experiences like Ben-Hur.

  • Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

    Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

    When I was a kid, this was the shit...!

    Now it's just plain shit!