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  • The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson

    ★★★½

  • A Very Murray Christmas

    ★½

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    ★★

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  • Blow Job

    Blow Job

    I did a presentation on Andy Warhol in school today. In a section devoted to his films and short films I mentioned a few of his most well known. Starting of course with Chelsea Girls, then Lonesome Cowboys, Sleep, Empire, and ending with Blow Job. I phrased it in the most professional way I could:

    "He also did a 35 minute short film on oral sex"

    This was considered very amusing by the class, but I stayed stone cold and…

  • Hubie Halloween

    Hubie Halloween

    ★★★

    Janet at the library has not been herself lately


    Sins of the past repeat themselves. A town built on the pain of the idiosyncratic; destined to continue the cycle even in the face of true horror.

    edit: hubert scoobert doobert poobert schllllooorrrrrrrbert