Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

tarantino, probably: sharon tate? oh yeah, I know what she was like! trust me i got this. she uh... oh yeah she danced around at the playboy mansion! and uh, yeah yeah she saw herself! in her own movies! and she dated a few people, you know what i mean? we’ll have someone mention it so everyone knows. and uh, she definitely wore short shorts and danced around! oh i said that already? well she... definitely didn’t talk. but she snores FOR SURE. get it? cause she’s a hot girl and hot girls snore, we’ll make sure to show her feet even though she was wearing boots.

someone, probably: so when are you going to touch on how she was brutally murdered on her own home? will you take the chance to remind people of what a kind soul she was and how her murder was a piece of a larger stigma against hollywood?

tarantino: see the thing is, what if we just see brad pitt trip on acid instead?

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