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  • Cruel Intentions

    Cruel Intentions

    ★★★½

    I am so so so sorry for liking this. I apologize to all of you. The scoring and soundtrack were just fantastic, and the entire cast was so hot. I tried my very best to hate this, I really did. But man was it entertaining.

  • WandaVision

    WandaVision

    UPDATING AS SERIES GOES ON.

    Episode 1: holy cow. I didn’t expect this from marvel. I was thinking this would all just be CGI, but they went the practical effects route here, and had me hooked from the first dish floating through the kitchen. If the colors, aspect ratio, music, and laugh track didn’t put you in enough of an early American sitcom feeling, they went ahead and threw in Debra Jo Rupp to solidify it. The banter between Wanda…

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  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    ½

    Just because you CAN make something, doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

    I personally blame Bill Hader for this, along with Scorsese for even trying to make the argument that this had any artistic value. If we’re being honest here, besides the hideously obvious theme of “FASCISTS VERY BAD”, there is no difference between this and the human centipede 3, and absolutely no fucking way this shit should have ever been considered a choice for the criterion collection. 

    I mean you have…

  • Memento

    Memento

    ★★★★★

    My first film from Nolan other than his debut, Following. 

    I can’t believe I’ve just kept myself from seeing this. No words for how creative this was, and every single second it had my eyes glued to the screen. Truly a masterpiece. Checked out from my local library,