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  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th

    ★★½

    i'll be honest i was planning on bursting in here with guns blazing and the brave statement "FRIDAY REMAKE >>>>>> THE ORIGINAL" and turn the entire horror community against me just for funsies, but to my disappointment i came to the conclusion that this movie is absolute garbage and i simply cannot damage my reputation like that. however i am rating this higher than the original, just to add a little excitement to my life.

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    ★★★★

    one of the best and most rewatchable marvel movies ever i'll laugh and cry and dance at this till i'm 6 feet under

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  • Suicide Room

    Suicide Room

    ★★★

    were you really a depressed 14 y/o if you weren't obsessed with this movie and reblogged every black & white tumblr gif of it that you could get your hands on

  • Joker 2

    Joker 2

    the world really is ending this is the final nail in the coffin