Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Recent reviews

More
  • The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special

    The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

    despite disney’s tireless Straight Poe Agenda this is the happiest i’ve felt all year

  • The Mortuary Collection

    The Mortuary Collection

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

    honestly one of the best and cohesive anthologies i’ve seen a long time. had no idea what to expect but i really enjoyed it

Popular reviews

More
  • The Beguiled

    The Beguiled

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Colin Farrell threw Henry, a beautiful defenseless turtle, across the room. He got what he deserved.

  • John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

    John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½

    College was like a four-year game show called β€œDo My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep?" But instead of winning money, you lose $120,000