Letterboxd — Your life in film

cassian andor i love you bitch. i ain’t never gonna stop loving you bitch

if CHRIS PINE was considered unattractive simply bc he was clumsy and wore glasses then there’s truly no hope for me 🥲

not me finding vince vaughn attractive when he was playing a teenage girl........

yes, being an adult and still being consumed with so much self-doubt that you continue to sabotage your own life and happiness sucks ass...also jemaine clement hot

this is why children and elderly folks don’t deserve rights

my excitement for rogue squadron suddenly went 📉📉📉 ...at least pedro was having fun

as if i don’t experience enough existential dread on a regular basis...

📝 do not thirst watch a kids movie in the presence of others simply bc your fav is playing the hot single dad. you will humiliate yourself

jc chandor may not have given us an objectively good movie but he gave us so much more:
1. oscar and pedro in a film together
2. oscar and pedro briefly speaking spanish
3. POLYAMOROUS HAWAIIAN GETAWAY (a title that a producer of the film approves of)
4. this photo 
5. and this
6. and also this bigfoot sighting
7. THE Wired Interview
8. pedro gently caressing oscar’s head as they hug at the end of the film
9. closeups of oscar’s fat ass
10. POLYAMOROUS. HAWAIIAN. GETAWAY.
11. and

mom: i love when he (oscar) speaks spanish 🥴💖
me queuing up Triple Frontier: girl i gotchu

if i didn’t watch this with subtitles i would’ve gone the entire movie thinking his name was Circle and that Cole was just a practical shortened version...

this is the only hallmark christmas movie i’ll ever log bc it was actually cute but more importantly it featured a gay married couple that did NOT include a dramatic coming out scene, it was just NORMAL