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  • Warlock III: The End of Innocence

    Warlock III: The End of Innocence

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Ian West wasn't kidding, this was extremely dull and boring.

    Damn it, you have the girl from Hellraiser, Brian from Brain Damage, the villain who works at Mondo Burger and yet they can't save the film.
    Nothing against Bruce Payne, he was fine in Passenger 57 with his silly one-liners but here...eh, nothing interesting. Julian Sands was more fun to watch.

    Honestly, this could have been a shitty generic haunted house movie, you didn't even need a Warlock. You have…

  • Battlefield Baseball

    Battlefield Baseball

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Haha what the fuck did I just watch?
    Its basically if you took the first match in Shaolin Soccer but you extend it to a full movie because they don't give a fuck about baseball other than murdering each other.

    So our badass hero from Versus is back (don't know why people hate that movie as well....oh well). Both films have the same poster, so you kinda guess that he is a badass here as well. So you get the…

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  • Cats

    Cats

    Congratulations, you just made a horror movie.

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Another one of those films that I can say its a masterpiece from start to finish. You can tell that the people behind this project carefully took their time and effort to achieve perfection. Not some cheap crap like the Paranormal Activity sequels or Annabelle sequels or Nun where it was done pretty quick just to please the braindead audience who will watch these films cause look, spooooky dolls. Here we have a slow burn horror film that takes its…