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  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★★★½

    a society where joaquin fucking phoenix still doesn't have an oscar, is a society i don't want to live in

  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★★

    basically amy adams is the three-eyed raven with a duolingo degree

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★

    when hermione granger said "you have the emotional range of a teaspoon" she was talking about this movie

  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time

    ★★★½

    this was a two generations thirst watch and porn for atheists, let's all be real here

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★½

    this movie starts us right off with a psychedelic colonoscopy to signify how clenched our asses will be for the next 2 hours and 15 minutes and i call this.... and i cannot stress this enough............... poetic cinema

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★★★½

    when the movie ended and martin scorsese's name appeared on the screen, a woman who was sitting next to me in the theatre stood up, clapped for a little while and then said WELL DONE, MARTY for everyone to hear and i can honestly say i have never been more represented by a person in my entire life

    well done, marty
    well done, robert
    well done, al
    well done, joe
    well done, harvey
    well done, y'all