Being John Malkovich ★★★★½

i want y'all to imagine this movie existing in an alternate universe where it would be about keanu reeves. imagine that "malkovich, malkovich, malkovich!" scene with a bunch of cgi keanus like agent smiths kinda thing. "reeves, reeves, reeves!". the one and true keanussance. GIVE US BEING KEANU REEVES HOLLYWOOD!

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