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maria’s review published on Letterboxd:
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me: hey what i don’t understand is how the fuck she chose jack nicholson’s dried up raisin ass over charmingly beautiful, post-matrix keanu reeves. i mean, he wooed her like a champ, kissed her like the morning dew kisses verdant fields on a spring morning, and she still picked the goddamn joker. how the fuck