• John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid

    John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid

    ★★★★

    john mulaney: eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs
    me: *chef's kiss* the power of poetry

  • John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

    John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

    ★★★★★

    i declare john mulaney the only funny human person in existence, anyone who agrees say aye

  • The Way He Looks

    The Way He Looks

    ★★★★

    *no words just cries in the corner because this was too cute*

  • John Mulaney: New in Town

    John Mulaney: New in Town

    ★★★★★

    FIRST OFF i want to sincerely apologise for being an uncultured swine and never having watched this, what the fuck is wrong with me. my experience watching this was me with some folks from the gc doing a netflix party, me pretending to be american from nyc (and just screeching OH MY HOMETOWN HERE like a bozo when he mentioned home alone 2: lost in new york) with my vpn, the others being actual americans bless them and the two…

  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes

    ★★★

    if you say you first started watching this just for the plot you're a liar and i don't want to associate with liars

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★

    when hermione granger said "you have the emotional range of a teaspoon" she was talking about this movie

  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time

    ★★★½

    this was a two generations thirst watch and porn for atheists, let's all be real here

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★★★

    i'm thinking of asking charlie kaufman if he's okay cause i'm certainly not after this

  • Mulan

    Mulan

    ★★½

    "this is my sad face 🙂 this is my curious face 🙂 and now I'm confused 🙂"
    - me throughout this whole movie. also to people who paid 30 dollars for this

  • Bill & Ted Face the Music

    Bill & Ted Face the Music

    ★★★½

    keanu reeves really came and saved 2020, didn't he?

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEANU KING REEVES

  • The Apartment

    The Apartment

    ★★★★★

    watched at an open air movie theatre.

    a christmas-esque movie in august? more likely than you think

  • Benjamin

    Benjamin

    ★★★★

    still being a bbc merlin merthur hardcore shipper in the ungodly year of 2020, i was looking for this film for two hours, using my vpn to pay for it on amazon and getting my card declined cause it's fucking greek, then resorting to the good ol' jack sparrow p*rating, just to watch colin morgan be an awkward adorable gay