maria has written 4 reviews for films during 2021.

  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    ★★★½

    if rosamund pike tazed me i would be happy, i'm sorry to peter dinklage, but i'm different

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ★★★

    5:55 fighting
    43:04 kissing
    1:07:09 marriage story screaming
    1:22:03 making out
    1:33:23 silently fighting
    me: *chandler bing voice* shut up! shut up! sHuT uP!

  • Soul

    Soul

    ★★★★½

    i'm a soft ass bitch deep deep deeeeeep inside ok??

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★½

    had this playing in a 1:1 window in the background while multitasking, talking on discord and working on photoshop, pedro pascal with that kid looked like din djarin and grogu. my mind do be manifesting