• BlacKkKlansman

    BlacKkKlansman

    ★★★★

    is topher grace even a real person

  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. II

    Nymphomaniac: Vol. II

    ★★★

    lars von trier, you overgrown cockhair, i'm coming for you bitch

  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. I

    Nymphomaniac: Vol. I

    ★★★★

    eating the orange cheetos throughout the cock display montage was a very weird experience to say the least

  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

    The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

    ★★★★

    i will defend my little simp boy edmund till the day i die

  • Scoob!

    Scoob!

    ★★

    dick diCK dICKkkk diCKKKKKK DICKKKKKK diiiiIIIIIICKKKK

  • The Half of It

    The Half of It

    ★★★

    hella good method to split your movie into a good half and a bad half and then advertise the good half in the title, consider me impressed

  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★★

    what

  • Wildlife

    Wildlife

    ★★★½

    wild how paul dano made jake gyllenhaal recite his longest YEAH BOIIII ever. their minds!

  • Short Term 12

    Short Term 12

    ★★★★

    rami malek rubbing his cheek aggressively with purell, cleaning doors with some nice looking gloves on, eating bananas, vacuuming couches and saying the wrong shit all the time is straight up 2020 mood and possibly forever mood

  • Three Colors: Blue

    Three Colors: Blue

    ★★★★

    me: *is fully aware that a movie with the word blue in the title that is part of a series titled three colors will have lots of blue in it*
    movie: *has lots of blue in it*
    my only remaining brain cell: *surprised pikachu face*

  • Force Majeure

    Force Majeure

    ★★★★

    is skiing like a thing? is skiing like a thing real people do irl? or is it just a plot device for horror movies, survival movies and maybe idk... rich dads to abandon their kids and wives during a "controlled" avalanche maybe???

  • Cinema Paradiso

    Cinema Paradiso

    ★★★★½

    theatres: projecting movies on building walls because of quarantine
    me: nice cinema paradiso reference