maria has written 3 reviews for films rated during 2020.

  • The Turning

    The Turning

    didn’t give a shit about what happened in this movie but honestly nothing happened in this movie

  • The Cat in the Hat

    The Cat in the Hat

    there is a scene very early on where a man, very publicly and very loudly, fires his employee for shaking his hand with naked hands and then proceeds to clean his hands with the hand sanitizer he keeps hanging on his belt like a gun holster in a 1960s western flick. steven soderbergh, retire bitch

  • Cats


    a david lynch and gaspar noé nightmarish acid trip for people who are into cat orgies