maria has written 64 reviews for films rated ★★★½ .

  • Mank

    Mank

    ★★★½

    fincher being one of my favourite filmmakers and having watched some of orson welles' movies (citizen kane among them) i was way too emotionally detached from this masterfully executed but emotionally blank masterpiece. charles dance, you fucking legend

  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time

    ★★★½

    this was a two generations thirst watch and porn for atheists, let's all be real here

  • Bill & Ted Face the Music

    Bill & Ted Face the Music

    ★★★½

    keanu reeves really came and saved 2020, didn't he?

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEANU KING REEVES

  • Wildlife

    Wildlife

    ★★★½

    wild how paul dano made jake gyllenhaal recite his longest YEAH BOIIII ever. their minds!

  • Pink Flamingos

    Pink Flamingos

    ★★★½

    i didn't know anything about this movie except for the poster so i literally thought this was a movie about rebel wilson for much longer than i'd like to admit

  • The Gentlemen

    The Gentlemen

    ★★★½

    guy ritchie jerking off and smelling his cum for almost two hours. loved it!

  • Emma.

    Emma.

    ★★★½

    shoutout to me for pointing at the screen and screaming, alone in my room, every time a beautiful frame was shown "lOOk hOW pRETtttYYY tHIS shIT iS" which was like... every 30 seconds

  • Onward

    Onward

    ★★★½

    so this tells us that humanity possessed actual fucking magic but we were too lazy to exercise it so we picked consumerism instead? sounds legit

  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    harry potter's cloak of invisibility: who are you?
    john cena: i'm you but stronger. who are you?
    adrian's invisibility suit: i'm you with little cameras, but elisabeth moss is stronger than us

  • Swallow

    Swallow

    ★★★½

    that jennifer lawrence clone looking mothafacka straight up has binged all those "my strange addiction: i can't stop eating rocks" videos

  • Hush

    Hush

    ★★★½

    was this really the best movie to watch while i'm staying at home all day because of corona? the answer is yes. i'm a fearless bitch i would slay that fucking bitch from the first 5 minutes yo! (no i wouldn't i would die from the first 5 minutes, help)

  • The Invitation

    The Invitation

    ★★★½

    at some point i thought they were gonna start a 10 people weird orgy thing or something... close enough