maria has written 20 reviews for films rated ★★★★★ during 2020.

  • High School Musical 2

    High School Musical 2


    ryan evans is the irrefutable star of this movie and no i will not take criticism while stating fax

  • High School Musical

    High School Musical


    imagine not rating this cultural phenomenon with 5 stars, couldn't be me

  • John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

    John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City


    i declare john mulaney the only funny human person in existence, anyone who agrees say aye

  • John Mulaney: New in Town

    John Mulaney: New in Town


    FIRST OFF i want to sincerely apologise for being an uncultured swine and never having watched this, what the fuck is wrong with me. my experience watching this was me with some folks from the gc doing a netflix party, me pretending to be american from nyc (and just screeching OH MY HOMETOWN HERE like a bozo when he mentioned home alone 2: lost in new york) with my vpn, the others being actual americans bless them and the two…

  • The Apartment

    The Apartment


    watched at an open air movie theatre.

    a christmas-esque movie in august? more likely than you think

  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men


    watched at an open air movie theatre.
    when you have watched a movie three months ago for the first time and watching it again, this time on the big screen, three months later, remembering most of the details, and still being glued to the screen... you know something has been done right

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    Kiki's Delivery Service


    how can i decide with whom i relate to the most in this movie... the young witch who talks to her black cat and always wears black, the black cat who is always a mood or the girl who lives in the woods by herself and draws birds

  • Seven Samurai

    Seven Samurai


    too many sweaty ass cheeks, 5 stars

  • Down with Love

    Down with Love


    that scene where renée zellweger is watching a clip of judy garland sing, in the 60s... you could call that fate

  • Roman Holiday

    Roman Holiday


    this movie is the warmest hug none of us can get now and we all need

  • Come and See

    Come and See


    no thanks i don't want to see

  • Scarface



    *snorts coke* not to be hyperbolic but this is the best movie ever made right