maria has written 55 reviews for films rated ★★★★★ .

  • Hot Fuzz

    Hot Fuzz

    ★★★★★

    includes multiple point break references, all of which explicably state how gay the relationship between patrick swayze and keanu reeves was which correlates with the gay undertones between simon pegg and nick frost and if you also consider the pleasant and surprising two second cameo from cate blanchett, you got the gayest poetic cínëmà ever created

  • Shaun of the Dead

    Shaun of the Dead

    ★★★★★

    this is what EVERY other zombie comedy ever is missing: a scene where the characters beat a zombie to death with pool sticks in-sync to queen's "don't stop me now"

  • Rear Window

    Rear Window

    ★★★★★

    if this movie was an emoji it would be this one 👀x1000

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

    ★★★★★

    i’m just
                 so
                      sad
                             that i
                                        will 
                                               NEVER
               …

  • Downton Abbey

    Downton Abbey

    ★★★★★

    lowbrows: have you seen the latest marvel?
    me: there’s only one cinematic marvel and it’s out on 20th september

  • My Own Private Idaho

    My Own Private Idaho

    ★★★★★

    therapist: and what do we do when we're feeling sad?
    me: play the campfire scene in my own private idaho on repeat till fucking death comes
    therapist: no

  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    ★★★★★

    back to the future, interstellar, doctor who WHO???

  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin

    ★★★★★

    M👏🏻A👏🏻S👏🏻T👏🏻E👏🏻R👏🏻P👏🏻I👏🏻E👏🏻C👏🏻E

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade

    ★★★★★

    DUDE I'M SCREECHING THEY FUCKING SHOWED MY TUMBLR BLOG LIKE WHEN KAYLA WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE HARRY POTTER TAG IN THE BEGINNING I SAW A GIFSET OF MINE FROM 2017 DUDEEEE. i don't even use tumblr anymore, i'm just shook bitch

    how proud i am to be featured in some way in this amazing fucking gem of a film

  • The Hunt

    The Hunt

    ★★★★★

    Hannibal: Origins

  • Snowpiercer

    Snowpiercer

    ★★★★★

    imagine getting stuck in thomas the fucking tank engine for eternity though man

  • The Tree of Life

    The Tree of Life

    ★★★★★

    not enough feet