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  • The Counselor

    The Counselor

    i'm gonna fuck your car
    only got $20 in my pocket
    i i i'm coming
    fucking your ferrari
    this is fucking awesome

  • The Woman Who Ran

    The Woman Who Ran

    the robber cat argument is just the argument between rose byrne and kristen wiig about whether people can change in Bridesmaids for the festival crowd

    a lot of my favourite movies this year i've been interpreting as a dissection of the difference between the life we want and the life we have, as well as what it's like to grow up. part of this i guess is being a college senior, this kind of thing is on my mind. this…

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  • Wagon Master

    Wagon Master

    it made me smile, not least because the little ditty they dance to sounds like the "do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free / you are a pirate" song from lazytown

  • Red Sparrow

    Red Sparrow

    for better and worse none of this stupid shit will ever be this good again

Popular reviews

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    was i supposed to interpret the folks calling this "joker for girls" as a bad thing

  • The Polar Express

    The Polar Express

    looks extremely good, zemeckis's momentum in raising and solving problems keeps this moving scene to scene, the best kind of roller coaster ride, fully warranted in its status as a classic. the holidays are about being there for people!