tedgoose

As a child I was abandoned and raised by a carnival. They abandoned me as well and then I was raised by movies.

Favorite films

  • Children of Men
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Saving Private Ryan
  • Band of Brothers

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  • The Suicide Squad

    ★★★½

  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    ★★½

  • Christine

    ★★★½

  • Fright Night

    ★★★

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  • King Kong

    King Kong

    ★★★★

    Studio: Alrighty Petey Baby, you're fresh off of LOTR and you can do whatever you like. What's it gonna be?

    Big PJ: Gonna remake King Kong! It's gonna be a big love letter to classic cinema and monster movies!

    Studio: Fuck yeah!

    Big PJ: And we're gonna load it with the world's biggest stars circa 2004ish. Jack Black at the height of his post School of Rock popularity when he's still trying to be a real actor, Adrian Brody fresh…

  • The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!

    The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!

    ★★★½

    Please put pirates in all movies.