As a child I was abandoned and raised by a carnival. They abandoned me as well and then I was raised by movies.
Studio: Alrighty Petey Baby, you're fresh off of LOTR and you can do whatever you like. What's it gonna be?
Big PJ: Gonna remake King Kong! It's gonna be a big love letter to classic cinema and monster movies!
Studio: Fuck yeah!
Big PJ: And we're gonna load it with the world's biggest stars circa 2004ish. Jack Black at the height of his post School of Rock popularity when he's still trying to be a real actor, Adrian Brody fresh…