Dracula was created horny so all the puritans could see him as a villain. Nowadays bitches cannot get enough of him being horny. it’s me. I am bitches.

2/3 of this show is real fun and real good. I remember saying to myself halfway through the second episode “they should never make a modern adaptation of Dracula” and then Stephen Moffat took his grubby hands with that concept and thought “not only was that idea great, but it will be…